Those stupid ass guys

chuckhistory:

Oh man… I wish I had said this… Brilliant and true.

beatificati0n:

Gender Ain’t No Thang

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

(BOLD the ones you are.)

I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I’m a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I’m JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I’m HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I’m a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I’m ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I’m DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I’m a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I’m ITALIAN, so I must have a “big one”.

I’m EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I’m INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fuc*ing them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I’m GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I’m SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I’m HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I’m PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I’m BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I’m SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I’m a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I’m a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I’m CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I’m MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I’m MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I’m in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I’m BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I’m MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I’m WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I’m black

I’m GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I’m on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I’m BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I’m an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small p***s.

I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I’m a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don’t like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I’m a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn’t hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a p***y.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t.

I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b***h.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I’m DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b***h.

I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I’m (Not from, but I grew up like a) TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I’m an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I’m INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I’m an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don’t like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT…I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I’m PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I’m PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I’m CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I’m SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I’m a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON’T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I’m SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic asshole

I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I’m Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I’m NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can’t help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I’m a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

We can’t stop stereotypes until we face them head-on.

Spread the word. How else can we stop it?

Cold Writing Corner: For Those Who Hate Stereotypes »

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

(BOLD the ones you are.)

I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I’m a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

shelbycarolanne:

Horrible.

thetaoofdana:

major gratitude.

This Is Your Chance To Invade My Privacy;

Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? yes
Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? yes
When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? today
Would you ever smile at a stranger? all the time
Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? i think
Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? no
What exactly are you wearing right now? guns & roses tee and uniform pants
How often do you listen to music? everyday
Do you wear jeans or sweats more? sweats!
Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013? maybe : P
Are you a social or an antisocial person? social.. ish
Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’? i dont even know
What about ‘R’? ditto
Can you drive a stick shift? nope
Do you care if people talk badly about you? i hurt inside
Are you going out of town soon? yes, tonight
When was the last time you cried? i teared up like 2 hours ago
Have you ever told someone you loved them? yes
If you could change your eye color, would you? no
Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for? yes, nick <3
Name something you dislike about the day you’re having. people
Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? yes
Are you dating the last person you talked to? no
What are you sitting on right now? a chair?
Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you? my boyfriend
Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? yes
Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? my dad
Do you get a lot of colds? not really
Where is the shirt you are wearing from? platos closet
Does anyone hate you? yup
Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room? yes, not hidden tho
Do you like watching scary movies? love em
Do you want your tongue pierced? yes!
If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? grade 8
Did you have a dream last night? i think so
When was the last time you told someone you loved them? about 2 1/2 hours ago
Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? yes
Do you think someone has feelings for you? yes
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? yes
Did you have a good day yesterday? yes
Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship? yes, same one
In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl? yes
Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? yes
What’s the best part about school? my bf
Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? tons
Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school? yup
Do you replay things that have happened in your head? all the time
Were you single over the last summer? no..
Is your life anything like it was two years ago?not at all
What are you supposed to be doing right now? working on a careers project
Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with? no
Are you nice to everyone? i try
Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? yes
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? yes
Are you good at hiding your feelings? yes
Do you think you like someone? i know i do
Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? yes
Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? boys, less drama
Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry? yea
Do you hate anyone? yup
How’s your heart? mended together with tape
Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? yes...
Have you ever cried over a guy? fuck yes
Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? my bfs ex gf
Are your toenails painted pink? yes
Will your next kiss be a mistake? no
Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct? no, only a tear or two
Have your pants ever fallen down in public? yes
Who was the last person you were on the phone with? my dad
How do you look right now? bleh
Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? no
Can you commit to one person? yes
Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? yes.. ish
Have you ever felt replaced? yes
Did you wake up cranky? no
Are you a jealous person? not really
Are relationships ever worth it? almost always
Anyone you’re giving up on? my mother
Currently wanting to see anyone? my bf
Name something you have to do tomorrow? a test
Last person you cried in front of? nick
Is there someone you will never forget? nick
Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you? yep
If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now? cuddiling
Are you over your past? no
Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex? duh
Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? no
If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? no
So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in? yup!
Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? yesh
Will you be in a relationship in 2 months? hopefully <3
Is there anyone you know with the name Michael? yes, sadly
Have you ever kissed a Matthew? yes
Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going? we broke up then i didnt see anyone for a month and a bit
Were you happy with the person you liked in March? YES
Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive? its my dad
Who do you have texts from? my dad, my cousins, joey
If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? i wud just cry
Have you ever kissed someone older than you? yes
Who’s in your profile picture with you? grass
Ever kissed under fireworks? i think so
Has anybody ever given you butterflies? yes <3

Make your own

notyouritgirl:

<3

ENGLAND VS USA »

sebastianschroyer:

I’m on America’s side, England has nothing i’m jealous of at the moment. But i mean in the 60’s England had this

and this

but now they just have this…

…….yeah.

But in America we have things like Pokemon.

and we eat like this

and we also have Jennifer Lawrence :D

…

THANKZ KATIE… I MEAN SNORLAX!